I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
I firmly believe in my heart and soul that Shia Laboeuf would fuck me correctly.
I would let him bend me over a rotting wood table in a questionable looking cabin in the middle of the woods. Fuck me raw. Devour me and then afterwards he would take the splinters out of my fingers and moisturize my…
Don’t make me pour a bucket of water on you and remind you where you came from.
I see you there lookin good as fuck wit ya 7 notes
keep grindin we both know you got it ma
— What my mother told me about falling in love (via pagibigdatcom)
and all I wanna do is eat pussy.